liberty/justice otp

Those Wacky Nazi Middle Schoolers

Sis: So we finished reading Number the Stars.
Me: Oh, I loved that book!
~much dumping of family history commences, which bores Sis to death~
Sis: Oh you would have laughed during class when we were discussing it?
Me: Oh, what'd you do.
Sis: Well we had to cast different people in different roles.
Me: And
Sis: And we cast, like, Lady Gaga and Beyonce and Justin Bieber...
Me: Uh.
Sis: And then we had to act it out-
Me: Wait. So you acted like Lady Gaga acting like a Nazi officer.
Sis: No, that was a guy. I was Beyonce.
Me:... WHAT?!?!
Sis: We made a lobster hat for him. It was really cool.
Sis: I was wearing pants with pockets all over, a sequin shirt, and zipper shoes. And my hat had sequins too. Oh, and a military jacket because I was a Nazi too.
Me: WHAT?!?!?!
Sis: Lady Gaga and I were the main Nazis.
Me: ...I don't even. *sits down a tthe computer to type this out because it is obviously something that needs to be preserved for posterity*
Sis: And Jay-Z was the uncle, Katy Perry was the mom, Justin Bieber was the dad, Miranda Cosgrove and Salena Gomez were the two girls, Pink was their sister.
Sis: The third graders were laughing.
Me: You performed this for third graders?
Sis: They enjoyed it.
Sis: They were laughing.
Sis: I'll point them out to you. They were the Jonas Brothers. And Nazis.
Me: So, it was you, the Jonas Brothers, and Lady Gaga. As Nazis. And Lady Gaga guy had a lobster on his head.
Sis: A~ made it out of paper. IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME.
Me: Did you get a button? 'I went to the Twilight Zone and it was really strange'?

I. This happened? Or I had a very vivid auditory hallucination and have been disturbing the floor with my yelling for no good reason.

I mean, now the fact that she found the whole 'shot in the leg escaping from Nazi concentration camp in Amesrfoort' story boring make sense. After that, everything is boring, my pants are on fire and Cthulhu is the sanest squid around.But there's a part of me that's in the corner wailing "WHY?" forever now.

She's also joined up stage crew. That's nice too.
christopher eccelston hat

Just To Let You Know I'm Alive

Life... has been kind of throwing me for a while. But, hey, new meds seem to be working so I thought I'd poke my head back in and see if there was still a party going on.

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So, I'm going to leave those of you who aren't clicking on the cut with a crazy Youtube video, and a question: what have you been up to these last few months?